The Crime Scenes
You’ve seen it. You couldn’t unsee it. Here are the worst offenses.
The Door Handle
They sneezed. They grabbed the handle. You grabbed the handle. Now you're both in this together — and you didn't consent to this relationship.
The Handshake
They sneezed into their right hand. Thirty seconds later they extended it to you like a biological weapon wrapped in a friendly gesture. You shook it. You had no choice.
The Food Handler
Behind the counter. Right into the palm. Then straight back to making your sandwich. You watched the whole thing happen in slow motion and said nothing.
The Elevator Button
They sneezed. They pressed the button. You pressed the same button. Now you're connected to every floor they've ever visited — and every germ they left behind.